On their third night after the wedding, the two blissful newlyweds shut off the lights and crawl under the covers. Turning amorously towards his bride, Ole tenderly informsLena that tonight he wants a hand job instead of the usual stuff. Lena, being the proper girl that she is, had absolutely no idea what a 'hand job' was. So, she gets out of bed, puts on her robe and heads for the phone to call her mom. Just grab thing and shake it like a bottle of ketchup. So Lena hangs up the phone, removes her robe and crwls back into the sack.
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Wonder Woman Jokes
One of Wonder Woman's superpowers is the ability to fly. Wonder Woman's real name is shared by the late Princess Diana of Wales who died in a car crash in , who was also referred to by the name "Lady Di". Wonder Woman makes a pun on this nickname and states that, unlike the Princess, she will not die.